Limericks and Laughs! (vote, vote, vote)

Today the polls open on Write Mind: Open Heart's Limerick contest.  I love playing with words, so I have a limerick in the contest.  Read it here!  Please go vote now and tell your friends! (Edit: voting is closed, but enjoy it anyway.  I had fun.)

I'm so inspired by the Limerick contest that I've been writing them about relationships, too.  Here's one now:

There once was a couple in pain
who could not from fighting refrain.
They both were the speaker, 
and things just got bleaker,
until all they felt was disdain!

If you like word play, create a relationship limerick (here's the format) and post it for the comments below.  And don't forget to go vote for mine right away- polls are only open for the first vote for a short time!