Awesome Alliterative A-Z for Relationships- a contest

Okay, folks, I'm setting myself a challenge for this blog in 2010; I'm going to write a post every other week based on an alliterative phrase. The challenge is to create a phrase about relationships for each letter of the alphabet, and I need your help.

You see, I want this to be fun for me to write and for you to read, so your input will be greatly appreciated. I love words, and I can make up phrases, but it's more challenging if you come up with some too. (You could be much better at it than I am.)

Here's some I've thought about:

For A- Awful actions accelerate acrimonious allegations.
For C- Consider caring compliments to create closeness.
or better yet for C-
Cthulhu can't create caring compliments. ;)

As you can see, I have some serious ones and some not so serious ones to pick from, but I'd love a choice for each letter.

So, all you wordsmiths (or comedians) out there, give it a shot. Create phrases using as much alliteration as you can stand, but make sure they have something to do with relationships. They can be funny, serious, or just plain common sense. Put the phrases here in the comments along with any explaining you think you have to do.

It's a contest because I'll pick phrases that inspire me (or just plain make me laugh) and I'll write about them. If I have more than one for a letter, I may write about both. But I can't write about any of your ideas if you don't put them here! (Can't win it if you aren't in it.)

Please post your wonderfully witty words in the comments.

Good luck and thanks for the inspiration!

Awesomeness written so far (click the letter to see the post): A, B, C, D, D2, E, F, G,  H, H2, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z